Habits I'm glad I never started.

• Tipping the grocery store bag boy.
• Smoking cigars.
• Picking the lint from my belly button on Tuesdays.
• Serving nightly gourmet meals.
• Ironing my sheets.
• Greeting new neighbors with cakes.
• Kissing strangers the European way.
• Maintaining a vegetable garden.
• Biting my toenails.
• Thumb twiddling, or wrestling.
• The Midnight Snack.
• Running Marathons
• Weighing myself daily.
• Making New Year's Resolutions

Tell Me Something Good

You know I like the fashion. You know I like the music. You know I like the CHAKA KHAN.

AND you know I like to tell you something good. It's coming. I promise. For now.. feel the funk.